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Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

WATERLOO

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November 09, 2009, 1:49pm

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GUESS WHO'S HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE CANDY TODAY

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zombienumbersix:

IT’S ME

IT’S ME YOU GUYS

 YES.

I’m on an extreme caffeine intake to counterbalance the effects of the Benedryl high.

I HAD SOME TROUBLE WALKING WHEN I WENT OUT EARLIER. IT’S NOT MY FAULT THE SIDEWALK WON’T STAY STILL.



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November 09, 2009, 1:48pm

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Dear Six,
You rang?

Dear Six,

You rang?



November 09, 2009, 1:39pm

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Taylor, I am mad at you for waterloo.

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November 09, 2009, 1:30pm

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Do u love my shoes or do u love them?

Do u love my shoes or do u love them?



November 09, 2009, 12:33pm

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For some reason, I can't stop myself from scratching today.

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since Thursday, I have not allowed myself to scratch, and things are healing. But today? Today, I have no self control. Scratching feels like I am raking sharp knives over my skin- it hurts, but I can’t help it. I think I should get some more benadryl.



November 09, 2009, 12:02pm

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we made a cafepress shop

linusinhats:

..mainly so our moms could buy like thirty-seven Linus calendars to give people for Christmas. And so I can have a new mousepad.

 you guys. YOU GUYS.



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November 09, 2009, 11:52am

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:(

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scottfriday:

smm.

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November 09, 2009, 11:49am

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Monday Morning Rick James

Monday Morning Rick James



November 09, 2009, 11:10am

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AGGRESSION AGGRESSION AGGRESSION

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STOP IT.

STOP IT.

DO YOUR WORK, STOP LOOKING FOR DISTRACTIONS, AND STOP COMING AT MY NECK.

YOU NEED TO COME CORRECT OR DON’T COME AT ALL.



November 09, 2009, 11:03am

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(via dillicious)

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November 09, 2009, 10:49am

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yosamanthrax:

Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re tall.”

Ugh/Grr.

 Dude. Whatever. I always respond with, “yes, I am tall. Thanks!” as if they meant to compliment me. BEING TALL IS NOT A BAD THING. Embrace it, Sammy. Also? Embrace being extra tall in 4” heels. I LOVE IT.



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November 09, 2009, 10:43am

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