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Nov 21st
Holy chocolate surprise batman!
Nov 21st
Now i just need that antacid to kick in.
Nov 21st
Haha. this is totally going to get me unfollowed, but...
Nov 21st

Here's the other gem.

“Your sister seems to think that parking in Center City will be a problem, really?” ...
Nov 21st

Also, SEPTA?

I FUCKING HATE YOUR WEBSITE REDESIGN. I FUCKING HATE IT LIKE WHOA. IT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO...
Nov 21st

THE MOTHERFUCKING CITY IS SOLD OUT.

GUESS WHERE ELSE IS NEARLY SOLD OUT? CITY LINE AVE. Dad, why are you so stupid. Why don’t you...
Nov 21st

You guys.

Can I just talk about this? My father is such an asshole. Not like in a jerk kind of way, but just...
Nov 21st
igather: happy birthday sedated! hahahahahahahaha
Nov 21st
kiamatthews: “e=mc squared”, “science”, “statistics”,...
Nov 21st

I need to be responsible.

However, I just made Dill into a stamp on blingee. You can find her if you search for cat, dill, or...
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
neurotical: natface: I Wanna Be Sedated — Rhett Miller and Ben Kweller For the birthday girl.
Nov 21st
Happy Birthday Sedated M. This could go on for hours! ...
Nov 21st
matthewgallaway: Zephyr: I feel overwhelmed and depressed...
Nov 21st
eyepollution: These are Maude’s bedroom eyes.
Nov 21st
sedatedm: sarahmc: For SedatedM!  Sorry, Hoagie sucks at...
Nov 21st
I would just like to point out that in my world, every day is Caturday. As it should be. Also,...
Nov 21st
You guys. If she doesn’t leave to get coffee and...
Nov 21st
eyepollution: My favourite sheets: snowmen and snowy log...
Nov 21st
eyepollution: Maude’s Cozy Caturday Her feet are still...
Nov 21st
That’s L’s shirt she’s sleeping on. He...
Nov 21st

I try not to do this, but I must.

F&B has already seen it, so I must make sure my other Elf enthusiast does too. ...
Nov 21st
BEER CAN UP THIS BITCH! Happy Birthday, D. Blingees to...
Nov 21st
eyepollution: This is the ever so innocent face of Maude,...
Nov 21st
tlbb: linusinhats: CAUTION: FILLING IS HOT LOOK I GET...
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PREZIDENT, ELF WILL BE A NATIONAL...
Nov 21st
rosasparks: warrennotg: I’ve never had this. Am I still...
Nov 20th

Heeeey, Meg.

yosamanthrax: That sucks.  I can contribute like 5 bucks, and if a bunch of other people also can,...
Nov 20th

$5,552.00

neurotical: This is the hospital portion of the bill for the littlest munchkin’s peanut allergy ER...
Nov 20th

I think we can all acknowledge one true...

Despite the fact that Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker box mixes are full of crap and dye and whoa you...
Nov 20th

Dizzlirious

Who that is? Me. I am so tired, I get these waves of feeling dizzy and woozy and delirious. ...
Nov 20th
andshesback: sooooo… this happened.  NINE.NINETYNINE I...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
This is what I am hoping will happen with our second cat...
Nov 20th
Dill and Cece together. We had only had them for a month,...
Nov 20th
yosamanthrax: Did you know that the lady who wrote Anne of...
Nov 20th
This was Dill, after we had her for a month. You can see why...
Nov 20th
There will never be enough Jesus.
Nov 20th

Who is that baby with the drawings on...

(via sarahmc) Spontaneous Love’s nephew. We both paint him for his Prez run in 2044.
Nov 20th
kittykittybangbang: ohmygolly: !!! ...
Nov 20th
It’s better than decent, actually. I would willingly...
Nov 20th
SMM, I'd stay away from this fine Philly-area...
Nov 20th
yosamanthrax:  Jacob Have I Loved.  Because, duh.  I love this book so much too much. did you...
Nov 20th
yosamanthrax: Found it.  I don’t care if you don’t care. ...
Nov 20th
(via talix18) Jermainisha, it’s your siren call.
Nov 20th

omgcrabby

Madame Bovary was some bullshit wine. The Secret Sharer does ring a bell, though. YES YES YES It...
Nov 20th
Don’t tell anyone, but I decided to read Heart of Darkness as a teen, because I was nerdy like...
Nov 20th

i.luv.u.meg.

Nov 20th
There’s just too many ugly personalities sometimes. I just want to be like, WHY DO YOU EXIST?
Nov 20th
willyhayforpresident: When I am Prezident, we will be...
Nov 20th
Today. Two things of note. 1. Check out that beast on my...
Nov 20th
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PREZIDENT, THE STREETS WILL BE PAVED WITH...
Nov 20th

I apologize in advance for this upcoming...

It’s basically a throw away, because I haven’t the time nor the ability here at work to...
Nov 20th
got me a cadillac, cadillac, cadillac, got me a cadillac car
Nov 20th

Proper Use of Tumblr

cosmocatalano: Follow someone new Reblog one of their posts Write smack talk at the bottom of...
Nov 20th

Cause and effect.

For a while there, I was doing great without taking any acid reflux medicine. This past week, each...
Nov 20th

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOMING...

Nov 20th

*h, I didn't see your comment until just...

YOU ARE FAST.
Nov 20th
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The finale. I just want to point out that that little ratty boy from Married with Children was in...
Nov 20th
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Here’s the opening to Perfect Harmony
Nov 20th
HERE IT IS. OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE.
Nov 20th
Bingo, there was this American film about a private school and boys choir that I wish I could...
Nov 20th
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Les Choristes, Caresse sur l’ocean
Nov 20th
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bingo has kindly given me a new obsession. Les Choristes, La Nuit
Nov 20th

"Nice girls don't talk about their...

neurotical: My father imparting some morning words of wisdom to the littlest munchkin.  Who...
Nov 20th
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Look at these pretty pretty children singing that pretty pretty song.
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
bingoparaphernalia: Vois sur ton chemin - Les Choristes OST
Nov 20th
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Snoop, Gin & Juice
Nov 20th
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Ice Cube, Friday
Nov 20th
this is the face of whygodwhy
Nov 20th

That's when I got Prevacid 24 hour and...

huh. That is a stupid fucking commercial.
Nov 20th
Bye.
Nov 20th

I'd feel happier for Irina if I didn't...

Fucking talented bitch. Fucking bitch with talent.
Nov 20th

Irina put vaginas on their heads.

Nov 20th

oh my god.

I did the shark fin backwards. I DID IT BACKWARDS. I die. And not in a good way. Shit.
Nov 20th

lams, I had to google wacom tablet and...

oh the damage I could do. no picture would ever be safe. DREAMS!
Nov 20th
You guys.
Nov 20th
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PREZIDENT EVERY WEEK WILL BE SHARK WEEK,...
Nov 20th
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Judy Garland, As Long As He Needs Me This isn’t my favorite performance of hers, I...
Nov 20th
eyepollution, it’s one of my favorites (obvi), my fave line is “good riddance,...
Nov 20th
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Judy Garland, The Man That Got Away
Nov 20th
Who told you I was avoiding packing. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Nov 20th
The faceless jesus. Universal?
Nov 19th

A note to all my American chums who are...

eyepollution: As a Canadian, I have already had my Thanksgiving so I can therefore offer you some...
Nov 19th

I'm going to meet Elvira this weekend.

yosamanthrax: I’m going to meet Elvira this weekend.  I’ve met her. I spent not last...
Nov 19th
“Day 1 - Everyone Decides I’m a Lesbian: I usually dress in...”
— Fresher Hells The problem...
Nov 19th
Jesus in the palm of my hand.
Nov 19th

I'm obeast!

My younger cousin started gaining weight rapidly when she was six or seven. The word obese had been...
Nov 19th

Nah.comeon, Switch.

The poop is half the allure. also, I am STARVING
Nov 19th

I think the most important thing to...

You will being pooping for days. Champion smashes that make you feel like you have seen heaven. You...
Nov 19th
gingerspice: Just to clarify - I was talking about collard...
Nov 19th
linusinhats: I have no pop cultural or real world...
Nov 19th
willyhayforpresident: When I am Prezident, there will be...
Nov 19th

Hey Hammerito,

Just thought I’d share, I am moving right? I will be ten minutes from the new Philadelphia...
Nov 19th

Book or movie?

This was my dream, but I am not unconvinced that I read it in a book, perhaps Stephen King? ...
Nov 19th

Lady Gaga should rewrite Paparazzi as...

boggle: (via sistermarymartha) I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me ...
Nov 19th
I feel like I am walking backwards.
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.
Nov 19th

These are things I am thinking:

Where the hell did those other three pairs of black tights get to? How is it possible I only have...
Nov 19th

Going downstairs to the dark kitchen

has become an exercise in dearjesusgoddon’t let the mice be out. In this case, if they are the...
Nov 19th

Lady Gaga should rewrite Paparazzi as...

Nov 19th

Tumblr is turning me into a cat person.

jermainia: WHO AM I? #thanks dill #thanks otto #don’t tell our dog leo WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...
Nov 19th

You guys.

I have not eaten.
Nov 19th

Roadtrips.

We took a lot of them as kids, as the only “vacations” we really had were to my...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th

what does diaf mean?

(via andshesback) DIE IN A FIRE And although it doesn’t belong, I like to add another A so...
Nov 19th

It's 10pm.

WHYFORHAVEN’T I EATEN DINNER? WHYFOR I annoy myself.
Nov 19th
“I like each and every post about the proposal.  Because each...”
— Neurotical:
Nov 19th
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hikergirl: I Believe You - Dorothy Moore (just one more) The version I always heard growing up...
Nov 19th
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hikergirl: Dorothy Moore - With Pen In Hand
Nov 19th
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PRESIDENT THERE WILL BE CAKES FOR ALL AND...
Nov 19th
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hikergirl: Dorothy Moore - Misty Blue
Nov 19th
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hikergirl: Dorothy Moore - Too Blind To See This is completely new to me and I am in love.
Nov 19th
Dill’s like, whatever - bitches. SHE LIKES THIS...
Nov 19th

Folks, Marseeah and Haguenite are...

gamesockson: I better see a “GRILLED CHEESE, WILL YOU MARRY ME” banner, like, now. I will also...
Nov 19th

I suspect that it wasn't real, just like...

BUT I WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN’T WATCH IT AND NOW I AM BITTER. BITTER.
Nov 19th

I hid it.

You can too.
Nov 18th
I don’t think I have peed today. Sit on that.
Nov 18th

Hearts are sticking.

neurotical: And I have over a hundred pages to go through.  So, I’ll still read everything, but...
Nov 18th

Mental exclamation points make...

Seriously! I am not kidding! Think about! Do it! It feels good! So what if you are dizzy!...
Nov 18th

You know when someone reblogs someone...

wooliebear: haguenite: talix18: That happens to me a lot. Me too. What is up with that? I...
Nov 18th

The only things you should give to god...

Nov 18th

Vague post! I'm not very good at them! I...

But you know, when someone is going through some very hard things and they need to vent, maybe...
Nov 18th

NO no. I understand where it originates...

I remember them.
Nov 18th

Isn't funny how postal has come to mean...

Well that’s what I am about to be if this air conditioner continues to run in the month of...
Nov 18th
warrennotg, you don’t have to go, but you could arrange to have flowers or a food gift...
Nov 18th
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Shaft II
Nov 18th
Here it is.
Nov 18th
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The Look of Love, Live 1972
Nov 18th
I’m just saying. You see me surrounded by piles of your receipts with things spread every...
Nov 18th
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Jacksonhowmany? Isaac just put it on you. Never Can Say Goodbye
Nov 18th
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I am posting this one for the fashions. Walk On By
Nov 18th
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It’s an impossibility to pull the full 12 minute extended version, but this is without a...
Nov 18th
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Now, when it comes to this song, I am Luther Ingram’s Number One Stan, that being said, Isaac...
Nov 18th
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Wherever You Are The intro to this ranks high among my favorites. It hits you right in the gut, a...
Nov 18th

MSG.

You should reply SIT AND SPIN or UNSUBSCRIBE
Nov 18th
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Oh did you think I was kidding? I got Isaac Hayes Fever
Nov 18th
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It’s All in the Game You thought you hated this cheesy classic, didn’t you. You were...
Nov 18th
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I think the rest of the day should be Isaac Hayes day. By The Time I Get to Phoenix, Part 2 
Nov 18th

Ohmygod breath of life, Meg's back.

Nov 18th
GPOYmismatchedpatternsocksW
Nov 18th
willyhayforpresident: When I am elected Prezident, there...
Nov 18th

Interesting?

vindicatedcommunications: [snip] Also, something I’ve noticed, why is it that Atheists are so...
Nov 18th
sedatedm: Around these here parts we grow pussies in...
Nov 18th
GIS results for Angry 6
Nov 18th
jermainia: I am Body Beautiful Get with the B-E-A-U-T-Y...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Charlie Rich, The Most Beautiful Girl This was one of my favorite songs when I was a kid, because...
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
reallykatie: Beach Boys - Don’t Worry Baby sometimes all it takes is a sweet little ditty to make...
Nov 18th
I’m so 2000 and late.
Nov 18th

My FB status mentions the cookies I...

My dad posted this, this morning: LOL Easy now! T-Day is almost here … and then it’s...
Nov 18th

Benedryl is the new Ambien

I woke up in the middle of the night and looked up and saw a grizzly bear standing over my bed like...
Nov 18th
Ladies is pimps
Nov 18th

You're tired.

Nov 18th

I die.

cleaning out the litter box* (the litter was only a week and a half old come on it should last...
Nov 18th
WHEN WILLY HAY IS PRESIDENT THERE WILL BE BEER CAN FOR ALL.
Nov 18th
“I will now chain smoke on the balcony and order...”
— SarahMC: “I’ve got...
Nov 18th

Oh my god you guys, great news.

I just fed those fucking mice. There’s this gap between the sink and the stove, it’s a...
Nov 18th

I'm probably being a dick...

dailyhuff: But I’m pretty sure I’ve spotted a problem with James Cameron’s Avatar already. If it...
Nov 18th

I never made those eggs. I need to eat.

I am getting the jitters and maybe soon will have a meltdown. It’s so much fun! YOU SHOULD SEE...
Nov 18th

YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS.

I’ve been doing it all wrong. You can ZOOM on paint and when you ZOOOM you can see better and...
Nov 18th
matthewgallaway: Zephyr: And the orange remained pure,...
Nov 18th
matthewgallaway: Dante: Did you watch Sarah Palin on...
Nov 18th

About those mice.

I went downstairs to clean up the dishes and make some eggs and when I got to the kitchen, Dill was...
Nov 18th

another test post

Nov 18th

Do you put mayonnaise on a grilled...

yurztruly: [snip] The thought of putting mayo anywhere near a grilled cheese sandwhich… *
Nov 18th
hikergirl: Shasta So PRETTY.
Nov 18th

testing again

Nov 18th

this is a test post

Nov 18th

So I went to the grocery store in an...

minou: yosamanthrax: I decided on grilled cheese and tomato soup… with 2% American cheese… ...
Nov 18th
like this?
Nov 18th

And I see there was a crush...

Chuffed, you are number 3.
Nov 18th

This is an ABBA turd.

If you don’t love Chuffed, you should. Posts like: I went on an Oscar Wilde walking tour of...
Nov 18th

HELP?

Nearly, not every, but nearly every time I try to add tags, the tag function crashes my firefox. I...
Nov 17th
do you see? #USA network #thanks andshesback
Nov 17th
Nov 17th

Be impressed with my intelligence!

Eat a very small amount of food during the day! Yeah, it was a cheeseburger from McD’s but...
Nov 17th
gamesockson: matt-t:snuh: what did the five fingers say to...
Nov 17th
hikergirl: You Need: A Rolling Pin You can use: A wine...
Nov 17th
matt-t: Everytime I take a shower, she jumps on the ledge...
Nov 17th

must sleep. now.

betsbets: I can’t be too sure about this. I didn’t read it like in the Bible or hear it at church....
Nov 17th

YOU GUYS, ELF IS ON TV THREE NIGHTS THIS...

(via andshesback) CHANNELS, PLEASE. eyepollution are you listening or have you died from brain...
Nov 17th

I'd like to sidenote for a minute....

Jermaine and anyone else confused by warm mayo. I pray to the baby jesus that you never make the...
Nov 17th

Do you put mayonnaise on a grilled...

minou: Can we leave the mayo vs dressing argument aside for five minutes and focus on the grilled...
Nov 17th

CODE 10 AFFAIR

the tumblrpolice are in our midst. They seem most concerned with North Carolina.
Nov 17th

The other day

my boss expressed some concern: You’re always laughing over there I don’t know what...
Nov 17th

eyepollution. I'm sorry but, I only know...

I don’t know.
Nov 17th

I'm sorry.

Two words I will never use when speaking to Lawrence unless I am actually apologizing for...
Nov 17th
Look someone brought me cookies!
Nov 17th

tal: nb4r= no but for real= Jermaine's...

Nov 17th

Except for that.

yosamanthrax: He has a new girlfriend.  I am always single and basically have been since we broke...
Nov 17th

i don't understand the general...

(via scottfriday) My Arby’s experiences have been at rest stops on the long days journey into...
Nov 17th
Hair!
Nov 17th

My "feelings" are out of control.

I would like to eat them or something. Perhaps this calls for a cheeseburger from McD’s. ...
Nov 17th

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying, okay, I...

We are picking up Elly Tuesday or Wednesday night.
Nov 17th

!

I totally forgot what I witnessed because I was sidetracked by cat news and maybe some tears shut up...
Nov 17th
lindaboucher: As we’ve established, I think, the starlings...
Nov 17th
lindaboucher: Then this happened…. at about 3 o’clock, I...
Nov 17th

I'm excited about dinner tonight.

marseeah: Since I have cilantro leftover from last night’s salmon, tonight is now Taco...
Nov 17th
mudwerks: Calvin’s Canadian Cave of Coolness: Look Kids! ...
Nov 17th

check z label.

willyhayforpresident: what people are doing is copying a very expensive bottle of wines label and...
Nov 17th

NO.

You don’t understand. I needed to get Dill’s vaccinations up to date and they said if I...
Nov 17th
this is a whispery post. It is possible that we will be able adopt Elly. I am working on the...
Nov 17th
willyhayforpresident: this is what we are doing today. in...
Nov 17th
tlbb: Iced NOTte, Nancy and I do not approve.  Caramel...
Nov 17th

So I am sitting here mindlessly humming...

And then I realized why. About ten minutes ago this is the text I received from my mother, re:...
Nov 17th

Thoughts.

Oh my god coffee. But can I stomach that bilge water? Maybe I should go buy a coffee. Why is my hair...
Nov 17th
Where.
Nov 17th
Where is my coffee. Where is it.
Nov 17th
I will not be coming correct today.
Nov 17th
I seem to have gained 20lbs in my face. Overnight. Fuck you too, face.
Nov 17th
jhnbrssndn: (via sistermarymartha) It’s hard to be me without coffee.
Nov 17th

I would like to start off the morning by...

Nov 17th
It’s funny, I can talk and do, with Meg all day, every day, then read her tumblr and laugh...
Nov 17th

I don't know what's happening to me.

neurotical: I’ve spoken many times about my love of the comma.  LOVE.  IT.  I pretty much get all...
Nov 17th
neurotical: I’m glad that we don’t give a shit about blood in America.  Otherwise, we might have...
Nov 17th

We have mice.

Thank god there is only one week left in this house. The cats have been obsessed with the stove for...
Nov 17th

i still can't see you.

willyhayforpresident: this makes me very sad. I can see you though. And I logged in and out...
Nov 17th

i made a frozen biscuit today. and i had...

willyhayforpresident: i thought of you while i was watching it cook so it wouldn’t burn. be...
Nov 17th

I am itching.

willyhayforpresident: a dog wouldn’t do this to you. only cats would. for shame. Wicked.
Nov 17th

I am itching.

reblogt: sistermarymartha: All over. ...
Nov 17th

I am itching.

All over. pleasegoddon’tlettherashcomebackit’sonlyonemoreweekinthishouse damn.
Nov 17th
“i get to frownsmile at holiday freaks and tell them that the...”
— I feel as though this is an ex...
Nov 17th
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Here’s the Love song from Robin Hood. The first comment on one video was: “Mmm, Maid ...
Nov 17th
hikergirl: Now I am craving this thanks to SMM. via...
Nov 17th
andshesback: PLEASE LOOK AT HOW I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL...
Nov 17th
She’s frustrated because she wants to tunnel under the...
Nov 17th
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This was really my most favorite from the movie. Z4 and I used to sing it all the time, because we...
Nov 17th
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isopod: Or you could sing along to it. Introduced by Professor Ludwig von Drake, naturally. ...
Nov 17th
noonish: suicideblonde: (via viereckige-augen) Equal...
Nov 17th

poor boo.

spontaneouslove: he has HOD. he is in so much pain. puppies break my heart. i refuse to even...
Nov 17th

Yesterday, L made lunch for little K.

He decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich. I came into the kitchen by the time he had already...
Nov 17th
“We were always astonished by how relaxed and seriously...”
— You should really read this.
Nov 17th

My wine cannot get cold fast enough.

So I ate a Nutty Bar. Also, I called my mother. The conversation did not kill me. She only almost...
Nov 17th

I die.

Nov 16th
hammerito: silk3423: petswhowanttokillthemselves: “I...
Nov 16th
gamesockson: mutebutton: The Dynasty. That’s my...
Nov 16th

And by Dynasty, I guess I meant Golden...

Nov 16th
mutebutton: The Pink Lady. I died over Dynasty, but...
Nov 16th
My hair is appalling (so is my second chin), anyway.
Nov 16th

BUT WHY NUMBER TWO AND NOT NUMBER...

(via andshesback) It’s the spacing of the letters. SUBTLE. Right Marseeah? Of course right.
Nov 16th
(via mutebutton)
Nov 16th

Oh snap!

It;s cause I was trying to use your new name. It’s too hard. I’ll fix it!
Nov 16th

So, here's where I am a jerk.

And I throw Boggle and Max under the bus. TRUST THE WOMEN WHO WORK IN PUBLISHING, ANDSHESBACK. GO...
Nov 16th

Here is what I need to know and I need...

Jermaine, Warren, Smybs, Taylor, Max, Jesse, GYLR (were you in this mix too?), and co: HOW ARE YOUR...
Nov 16th
Perfection is hard work, you guys.
Nov 16th
I mean, come on you guys, seriously.
Nov 16th
Don’t tell anyone, but I never loved CeCe half as much as I loved Dill. Basically, you could...
Nov 16th

Because I can't stop thinking about...

Dill was an accident. I was living with my ex, we had just moved intogether, I had recently put...
Nov 16th
eyepollution: I’d like to get kitty company for Maudey...
Nov 16th

So what I am saying you guys, is that I...

Gray. with a white belly. White paws. And she likes to play. And she likes other cats. And...
Nov 16th
So this isn’t the exact cat, but she looks quite...
Nov 16th
bowlingalleylawyer: C U Next Tuesday! always. every time.  I am going to assume this was meant...
Nov 16th
reblogt: WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTHING INVOLVING LOVE/LIKE/RELATIONSHIPS TODAY? GOSH…...
Nov 16th
pegster: k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Nov 16th
giantevilhead: snuh: hatoco:burnworks:54kan: ...
Nov 16th
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artificialcinnamon: SMM, I know this video can’t be embedded, but I think the sentiment is on...
Nov 16th

k-troll

my thing is, by believing that nonsense, you are setting yourself up for heartache and also possibly...
Nov 16th

Ps. Gold star for hortenseg.

I never liked The Giving Tree Nice band name
Nov 16th

But what I am really trying to say (for...

is that when people post these aspirational or inspirational or whatever you want to say that they...
Nov 16th

i dont understand. so now you cant see...

willyhayforpresident: and i cant ask anymore questions.  I can’t see anything in real...
Nov 16th

There is no such thing as a magical love...

NO SUCH THING.
Nov 16th

Other things I am currently boycotting*

igather: hot water- as we all know hot water heaters put an undue stress on the electrical grid...
Nov 16th

LITRAHCHAH

that is all.
Nov 16th
Hague- this is what I was talking about. I searched etsy for...
Nov 16th
“I don’t really give a shit why you read, what you read, if...”
— Neurotical: SEX POSITIVITY!
Nov 16th

I do not approve of this coffee I am...

It’s horrible. Anytime coffee leaves a sour taste in your mouth it is WRONG.
Nov 16th

LOLigather

That may have been the best thing I read all day.
Nov 16th
eyepollution: Meet Maude. AKA Lucy Maude named after my...
Nov 16th
vindicatedcommunications:  Just Anne - I actually haven’t read any other of LM Montgomery’s books,...
Nov 16th
If you hate on Anne of Green Gables or the Little House books, I can’t heart your posts. No, I...
Nov 16th
spontaneouslove: and it’s official. this poor kid is just...
Nov 16th
mabelmoments: Narwhals dive deep under the ice to feed on...
Nov 16th
Smax? I don’t know about anything being attached. She...
Nov 16th
“Ballet Shoes is still her favourite book of all time”
— Bingo Paraphernalia: No...
Nov 16th
marseeah: This is a great way to start the work week. ...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
456 am is ungodly.
Nov 16th

Oh what up?

I feel like dook. We had a full weekend, maybe possibly are adopting another cat, I fell asleep on...
Nov 15th

I think I have to go to bed.

Nov 14th
eyepollution: After our initial photoshoot, Maude escaped...
Nov 14th
eyepollution: “If Mick Jagger calls, tell him I’m busy....
Nov 14th
eyepollution: “I really want to lose 5 pounds am...
Nov 14th
Warch Watch
themattsmith: I have the hiccups.
Nov 14th
Instant Bueller!
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD EXPERIENCE IT TOO
Nov 14th
very important hair situation
Nov 14th

I was trapped watching Legally Blonde...

I found the remotes. I am still watching Legally Blonde.
Nov 14th
kiamatthews: MY HOTEL IS A SHIT HOLE. Yes, that is a TUBE...
Nov 13th
Also meg is the best she listens to all my woes.:-@
Nov 13th
I should really try to be zen about my boss. Or something. Jesus be a lotto ticket.
Nov 13th

The wise words of a wise person who last...

“Don’t you ever get tired of yourself?”
Nov 13th
GIS result of: merry go round of insanity
Nov 13th
That is all.
Nov 13th
Nov 13th

I am going to see A Serious Man tonight.

Nov 13th

The slickest bitch in town.

ilovemeg: subjecttomeg: That’s what I’d be if my vagina produced half as much moisture as my...
Nov 13th

I just spent fifteen minutes trying to...

ilovemeg: subjecttomeg: It didn’t work and just made me angry at “The Secret” all over again.
Nov 13th