Taylor, I am mad at you for waterloo.
Nov 9th
Do u love my shoes or do u love them?
Nov 9th
For some reason, I can't stop myself...
since Thursday, I have not allowed myself to scratch, and things are healing. But today? Today, I...
Nov 9th
we made a cafepress shop
Nov 9th
:(
scottfriday: smm. ?
Nov 9th
Monday Morning Rick James
Nov 9th
AGGRESSION AGGRESSION AGGRESSION
STOP IT. STOP IT. DO YOUR WORK, STOP LOOKING FOR DISTRACTIONS, AND STOP COMING AT MY NECK. YOU...
Nov 9th
(via dillicious)
Nov 9th
yosamanthrax:
Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re tall.”
...
Nov 9th
(via dillicious)
and of course, Dill.
Nov 9th
talix18:
Bo does not hide his disgust with my laziness.
...
Nov 9th
matthewgallaway:
Dante: The wall is suddenly more...
Nov 9th
eyepollution:
Maude on the Christmas blanket I just got...
Nov 9th
(via eleanorcrigby)
Ms. Eleanor C. Rigby, Esq.
Nov 9th
mopedlady:
Gato y Pepe mid afternoon nap
See?
Nov 9th
mopedlady:
this makes me smile
Look, I am just going to...
Nov 9th
It's monday.
tumblr is acting like a baby. I am still itchy.
Nov 9th
matthewgallaway:
‘Damn. Wish it was Friday night instead...
Nov 9th
matthewgallaway:
Elektra: I am the George Washington...
Nov 9th
Welp. Here I am.
Nov 9th
matthewgallaway:
‘I don’t care about your stupid sunset.’
...
Nov 8th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Turntable Soul,
Nov 7th
Fine.
Look at this one then.
I give up.
Nov 7th
Damn.
I can’t find my favorite image.
Nov 7th
I talked about this one and others like it. Also...
Nov 7th
Oh lord.
k-troll: meanmrmustard: sistermarymartha: (via k-troll) There’s a “no” in their name for a...
Nov 7th
Okay okay okay. C'mon. It's a...
It’s artful penis. Besides, there are far more explicit ones. Once upon a time, long, long...
Nov 7th
igather:
i12bent:
Robert Mapplethorpe: Mark Stevens (Mr...
Nov 7th
If Domino's gets all this business...
(via k-troll) There’s a “no” in their name for a reason. NO. But damn, I still...
Nov 7th
Now I want pizza.
But I can’t spend the money. Damn.
Nov 7th
WElp.
themattsmith: sistermarymartha: Three advil and a stiff drink. Maybe that will help. sorry...
Nov 7th
WElp.
Three advil and a stiff drink. Maybe that will help. sorry liver.
Nov 7th
I'd like to meet the person who decided...
YOU LIE!
Nov 6th
I had 15 beautiful minutes of being itch...
I thought I would have longer and so I carefully lay down in the bed, perching just so as to not...
Nov 6th
“With the word “feminism,” it might have been embarrassing...”
— What It Means to Be a...
— What It Means to Be a...
Nov 6th
You guys, Norbit was an absolutely...
Sheer buffoonery. Armond White’s review of Precious is interesting, but he gets a serious...
Nov 6th
OHMYGOD is it naptime?
Nov 6th
I've got a serious case of the itis...
dear jesus god why
Nov 6th
Friday Morning Rick James Late
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Related: chicken and dumplings are...
zombienumbersix: moorewr: zombienumbersix: I want a piss-poor bit of meat and half-boiled...
Nov 6th
What up matt-t? Lunch with Clare!
Nov 6th
k-troll:
bobbycaputo:
What do you think they’re doing in Philadelphia right now?
They’ve moved...
Nov 6th
Hah. I'm such a drunk.
bigjon asked about the official name for a drink, and naturally, I knew what it was.
Nov 6th
Good news?
So yesterday, I was popping the Benedryl like whoa, in an appropriate and timely fashion. Yet, I...
Nov 6th
I am trying to will my rash gone.
please please please let me wake up tomorrow and feel normal. PLEASE/
Nov 6th
Nov 5th
Every time I catch a chill, it makes my...
This happens approximately every 3 minutes, inbetween the burning sensation that is my skin. What...
Nov 5th
In 54 minutes I can take another...
I’m ready now, please.
Nov 5th
lacrossestick:
Tell me you do not love Jersey Jen, making...
Nov 5th
NEVER FORGET
Nov 5th
I feel better
artificialcinnamon: sharingtime: My boss is a Yankees fan. I am a Phillies fan. When the Yankees...
Nov 5th
jesuschrist
everyfuckingtime I order from this place and ask for provolone, they give me American. you would...
Nov 5th
Meg, I am so glad you are here.
Nov 5th
The air-conditioner is on.
I am sitting in the sun, with a sweater on, a scarf/wrap, and a fleece blanket around my legs. Even...
Nov 5th
I really, really do not feel well. I am willing, wanting, waiting* to check someone. I am not...
Nov 5th
what.constitutes.ghetto.
i hate that word: ghetto The pejorative, not the factual one.
Nov 5th
how to alienate people:
be completely insufferable about something - and continue to stroke the issue over and over and...
Nov 5th
No, I am crying.
Nov 5th
Yes, I wear fabulous profesh earrings to work.
But do you...
Nov 5th
With espresso. Benadryl here i come.
Nov 5th
I know it’s hard to see, but my ears are fucking neon....
Nov 5th
Serious question!
Mabes, maybe you can help answer. Benadryl vs. Zyrtec I am clearly having an allerfic reaction, and...
Nov 5th
I just scratched my leg til it bled.
All while screaming, SCRATCHING WILL MAKE IT WORSE! oh these fucking cats. 3 more weeks.
Nov 5th
pic is unrelated to Phillies
is related to: my mental...
Nov 5th
no.
meanmrmustard:
Nov 5th
oh but wait.
are you really bitching that loud? while your team is winning? dude, please.
Nov 5th
I'mma gonna eat a brownie and then go to...
Nov 5th
oh i know.
meanmrmustard: Not directed at you, SMM just sayin’
Nov 5th
You know what's a little aggravating?...
meanmrmustard: Stick it up your ass. I’m only reblogging this because this post is not...
Nov 5th
what is a toxic orange fuck you...
(via andshesback) it’s nothing more than Svedka vodka with Diet Sunkist. Orange soda that...
Nov 5th
toxic orange fuck you cocktail with a brownie
you...
Nov 5th
I need a goddamn brownie.
Nov 5th
MOTHERFUCK.
MY NEIGHBORS ARE GOING TO HATE ME, IF I AM NOT CLAPPING, I AM CURSING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. ...
Nov 5th
CHOCOLATE WITHOUT PEANUT BUTTER IS LIKE...
I DIE. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.
Nov 5th
is it possible that they nuked my head...
spontaneouslove: please say yes. it’s possible that you are having a fever as a result of...
Nov 5th
scottfriday, I would go if it was...
Nov 5th
I love Meg so hard.
Nov 5th
Fuck it, I'm baking those brownies.
Nov 5th
Is there some sort of big baseball match...
lacrossestick: This means all the males will be drinking beer somewhere waiting for touchdowns,...
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
This does not make up for the candy I ate today, but did...
Nov 4th
wicked.
Nov 4th
JHNBRSSNDN I LEFT YOU A LOVE NOTE ON...
jhnbrssndn: david: Email me if you want to help test something awesome. Make sure you use or...
Nov 4th
Oh Robert Sweet.
Oh.
Man.
I’m sorry, dude.
*Unlike...
Nov 4th
BUT DO YOU KNOW DC TALK?
“People say I’m a...
Nov 4th
yosamanthrax:
It makes sense that Stryper was a Christian...
Nov 4th
SCOTTFRIDAY, WE HAD MULTIPLE CASSETTES.
To Hell With The Devil was my fave single. We were also super into that other group- it was two...
Nov 4th
See?
Nov 4th
YOU GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU...
but you know how you can be kind of mopey and tired, and aimless? You can’t seem to focus and...
Nov 4th
hey, i was christian once.
scottfriday: sistermarymartha: scottfriday: no shit. hardcore. tats to prove it. pics,...
Nov 4th
hey, i was christian once.
scottfriday: no shit. hardcore. tats to prove it. pics, please
Nov 4th
This day.
Nov 4th
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM DOING WITH...
Nov 4th
Moral Dilemma.
I resent most applications and fan pages on...
Nov 4th
giantevilhead:
Headphones or speakers? Make sure they are plugged in (tee hee). No, but...
Nov 4th
thepoliticalpartygirl:
How do Republican “ideas” stack up...
Nov 4th
I haven’t been able to listen to music on my work computer - in several weeks now. audio posts...
Nov 4th
Listen
scottfriday:
do you really want to hurt me // culture club
Nov 4th
Welp, I already ate my lunch.
For the record, mashed cauliflower is better on the second day. My gravy from scratch- didn’t...
Nov 4th
Is there a finer food product in all the...
talix18: giantevilhead: meanmrmustard: Don’t answer that Steamed crabs. CJ’s. Saturday,...
Nov 4th
My boss just tried to convince me that I should go to a special friends and family sale event at a...
Nov 4th
matthewgallaway:
‘Feel sad today, yall…wish it was a new...
Nov 4th
Also, REALLY NEW JERSEY? REALLY?
Nov 4th
How dreadful.
Nov 4th
hey guys, we're the internet! we have...
themattsmith: scottfriday: i hereby proclaim today National Gay Day. of course i have no power...
Nov 4th
Oh go fuck yourself,
igather: bigots.
Nov 4th
eyepollution:
Maude as a witch for Halloween. This was the...
Nov 4th
hortenseg:
Diner, Taken by John Loengard for Life...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
I'M LATE!
Nov 4th
Just chillin’ with Shrek.
You don’t know.
Nov 4th
so she comes along in a cloud of perfumed dookie dust.
I...
Nov 4th
ohmygod, Charlie Ray Wiggins aka Raphael Saadiq, DO ME. Make...
Nov 4th
igather, I went simple, but the sheer number of dancing...
Nov 4th
DISCLAIMER: I don’t know anything about Lacan, wiki...
Nov 4th
igather: Donna M. or Donna Rice?
Nov 4th
Does anyone have a favorite band/artist...
(via meanmrmustard) Well if you’re not spending your days with Jay-Z, Luther Vandross, and...
Nov 4th
Fuck you, Buford (rufus!).
He’s been in quarantine for weeks while they try to figure out his digestive issues- but we...
Nov 4th
Happy Belated Birthday clsblg. I blingeed your favorite guy.
Nov 4th
Yeah it’s blurry what.
First lemme tell you what I...
Nov 4th
BLINGEE ACCEPTS PROGRESSIVE ADVERTISING. I APPROVE THIS...
Nov 4th
I'm going to be drunk before my dinner...
Drunk.
Nov 4th
There's only one solution here. BLINGEE.
Requests?
Nov 4th
aatom, I'm a she.
I’ve been live-blogging my hair disaster for two days. check it.
Nov 4th
OH NO WORRIES.
aatombomb: sistermarymartha: I HAVEN’T CALMED DOWN. SMM is one of those Internet personalities...
Nov 4th
Meg's absence makes me sad.
(via zombienumbersix)
Nov 4th
My chicken smells good.
The secret is some Tony’s.
Nov 4th
am i a stereotype???
andshesback: I’m sitting at a hotel bar (vom) and I’m surrounded by 5 stereotypes. I feel like I’m...
Nov 4th
OH NO WORRIES.
I HAVEN’T CALMED DOWN. I have however, put the chicken in the oven, prepped some cauliflower,...
Nov 4th
Behold, my toxic orange fuck you cocktail
Nov 3rd
No really, I am fucking pissed.
The meat counters of these places are fucking disgusting. Disgusting motherfuckers disgusting. And...
Nov 3rd
Motherfuck.
Somebody please tell me again about my amazing grocery shopping options in an urban area? I wanted...
Nov 3rd
Donaldson and dozens of others got a reprieve yesterday...
Nov 3rd
The stepmother, Margarita Garabito, who has been charged...
Nov 3rd
kelsium:
I am reading the Harper’s Bazaar Runway Report issue so that you don’t have to.
Things...
Nov 3rd
I should give it to god.
Jesus, take my hair.
Nov 3rd
So the thing is, my hair might seem fun...
My boss has made SEVERAL comments about it in the last two days, which really. REALLY? Lady, I could...
Nov 3rd
HOLY FUCKING HELL... GET REAL.
thatsjustfanfuckingtastic: 6-pack of cloth diapers for FIFTY DOLLARS?!?! Um yeah, they’re cute.....
Nov 3rd
10/10
LESS THAN 4 WEEKS AGO, I CHOPPED MY HAIR TO SUPER SHORT AND NOW? NOW? IT IS THIS:
Nov 3rd
youcankeepthechange:
douglasmartini:
Zach Condon of...
Nov 3rd
I has a job.
jgh: I will be teaching English to little South Korean chillrens starting in January in the...
Nov 3rd
life.
(via scottfriday) thug.
Nov 3rd
“Fuck your subtlety, that’s not what I came here for.”
— minou: Motto.
— minou: Motto.
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
“Do you use the word conversate? If you do, then look...”
— OH BUT WAIT HERE IS A GEM....
— OH BUT WAIT HERE IS A GEM....
Nov 3rd
this is a whispery post. I just found emails between me and Lawrence, from two weeks after our first...
Nov 3rd
SistermaryNancy and Taylor have a morning.
Nov 3rd
smm
andshesback: do you live in pittsburgh or philly? i always forget…
Nov 3rd
The one thing I will miss about this house. My room has...
Nov 3rd
Yessssssssssss. This is what I am talking about.
Nov 3rd
Am I exhausted because I don't sleep...
Aside from my drunko roommate disturbing me, my own dreams keep things hopping. In one dream,...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
i think i'm just crazy
andshesback: perhaps tumblr does not alphabetize the tags?? I find that if you go back and edit...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
You guys.
I don’t even know how Dill does it. It must be hard work to be so fucking precious all the...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
this is a whispery post. An excellent way to watch the game, is to keep the tv on mute, while you...
Nov 3rd
Oh this? Just a dark chocolate rice krispy treat from LE BEC...
Nov 3rd
hikergirl, where was I tonight? or where am I in general? PLANET SMM.
okay, no. I had a work event...
Nov 3rd
But do I make those brownies now?
Nov 3rd
This is blurry but- the house is an adobe style home built...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
Where I was tonight.
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
There’s the stadium
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
BUZZ CUT BUZZ CUT BUZZ CUT
jesseboy: sistermarymartha: at minimum, I am dyeing my hair this weekend. buzz cut buzz cut...
Nov 2nd
BUZZ CUT BUZZ CUT BUZZ CUT
at minimum, I am dyeing my hair this weekend. buzz cut buzz cut buzz cut
Nov 2nd
That photo serves as a reminder that my...
Unnecessary fast. Just what, three weeks ago, it was this short thing that barely covered the tip...
Nov 2nd
tlbb:
At first I said ‘Nancy’ but then the heartless...
Nov 2nd
Hey MSG, WHAT IF I GO WITH MY HAIR LIKE THIS?
yes,...
Nov 2nd
Maybe it's time for a new color.
yosamanthrax: Well, I used to do that until chunks of my hair started falling out. Platinum is...
Nov 2nd
tlbb: your new avatar is perfection.
And listen, I’ve been meaning to tell you, there hasn’t been enough Nancy in our lives...
Nov 2nd
Urban shopping
awesome-everyday: See, I was raised in Philadelphia— it’s weird to me that other urban areas would...
Nov 2nd
Ah Freak out! My little brother was apparently in an accident on his bike, spent the night in the ER...
Nov 2nd
CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE CAFFEINE
Nov 2nd
STOP EATING CANDY IT'S MAKING YOU SICK...
Nov 2nd
Watch
themattsmith:
Bangs : Take U To Da Movies
You’re welcome.
(via)
Nov 2nd
So profresh.
This is pretty much what it is. I didn’t...
Nov 2nd
Oh hunger.
Nov 2nd
you go on and sparkle, neely. Sparkle.
Nov 2nd
I’m so cold.
Nov 2nd
Monday Morning Rick James
Nov 2nd
I ate Halloween candy this morning.
It’s official, I can’t fuck with Skittles anymore. Sorry Skittles, keep moving.
Nov 2nd
Here's a thought.
Maybe if tumblr Yankees fans weren’t so fucking obnoxious about their team, there would be a...
Nov 2nd
Oh hey MSG, hey.
My dude here is just chillin’ with...
Nov 2nd
i KNEW the unchanged office clock was...
themattsmith: and it did: I just spent 10 minutes thinking it was 10:30 already Oh ho....
Nov 2nd
NONE OF THESE ARE VITAMINS.
BITCHES, START YOUR MORNING...
Nov 2nd
Listen
igather:
Believe, Cher(viaisabelthespy:ninetieskid:ninetiesmusikid)
Here is what you have to do...
Nov 2nd
this is a whispery post. Lawrence brought Halloween candy from his workplace for me as a surprise....
Nov 2nd
We live fascinating lives.
Nov 2nd
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
I WANT HOTDOGS!
Nov 1st
matthewgallaway:
Dante: Did you turn the clocks back yet?
...
Nov 1st
Oh shit.
So the one character, a scientist- is murdered and he happens to be gay. The investigator finds his...
Nov 1st
OHMYGOD RAPE SCENE.
Nov 1st
Eight guys are dead from ballin'!
The dialogue is award worthy.
Nov 1st
It would seem that the point of this...
This should wash away some of my nightmares. Daymare: I just realized that today is Sunday.
Nov 1st
So this is available on On Demand.
Nov 1st
I did eat an unnecessary amount of...
Blame it on the Cheetos.
Nov 1st
Worst night of dreams ever?
Dream number one: I was raped, I was running from rape, there was rape everywhere. The highlight was...
Nov 1st
Accurate
Nov 1st
Well, now I feel like I am losing my...
I flipped all the goddamned switches (DESPERATION YOU DON’T KNOW) and the motherfucking alarm...
Nov 1st
NB4R
I’d like to choke a bitch right about now.
Nov 1st
This shit isn't even the first time. No.
It’s like the fifth or sixth time. When I say she is special, I am not lying. Serenity wine...
Nov 1st
I think I need more wine.
Strange but possibly accurate, it’s easier to paint in paint, using a mousepad thingy instead...
Nov 1st
Happy Halloween, y’all.
Nov 1st