IT’S ME
IT’S ME YOU GUYS
YES.
I’m on an extreme caffeine intake to counterbalance the effects of the Benedryl high.
I HAD SOME TROUBLE WALKING WHEN I WENT OUT EARLIER. IT’S NOT MY FAULT THE SIDEWALK WON’T STAY STILL.
Dear Six,
You rang?
Do u love my shoes or do u love them?
since Thursday, I have not allowed myself to scratch, and things are healing. But today? Today, I have no self control. Scratching feels like I am raking sharp knives over my skin- it hurts, but I can’t help it. I think I should get some more benadryl.
..mainly so our moms could buy like thirty-seven Linus calendars to give people for Christmas. And so I can have a new mousepad.
you guys. YOU GUYS.
smm.
?
Monday Morning Rick James
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
DO YOUR WORK, STOP LOOKING FOR DISTRACTIONS, AND STOP COMING AT MY NECK.
YOU NEED TO COME CORRECT OR DON’T COME AT ALL.
(via dillicious)
Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re tall.”
Ugh/Grr.
Dude. Whatever. I always respond with, “yes, I am tall. Thanks!” as if they meant to compliment me. BEING TALL IS NOT A BAD THING. Embrace it, Sammy. Also? Embrace being extra tall in 4” heels. I LOVE IT.