SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom

Taylor, I am mad at you for waterloo.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:59 -0500

Do u love my shoes or do u love them?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:33:39 -0500

Do u love my shoes or do u love them?

For some reason, I can't stop myself from scratching today.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:02:41 -0500

since Thursday, I have not allowed myself to scratch, and things are healing. But today? Today, I have no self control. Scratching feels like I am raking sharp knives over my skin- it hurts, but I can’t help it. I think I should get some more benadryl.

we made a cafepress shop

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:52:37 -0500

we made a cafepress shop:

linusinhats:

..mainly so our moms could buy like thirty-seven Linus calendars to give people for Christmas. And so I can have a new mousepad.

you guys. YOU GUYS.

:(

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:49:23 -0500

scottfriday:

smm.

Monday Morning Rick James

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:10:39 -0500

Monday Morning Rick James

AGGRESSION AGGRESSION AGGRESSION

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:03:34 -0500

STOP IT.

DO YOUR WORK, STOP LOOKING FOR DISTRACTIONS, AND STOP COMING AT MY NECK.

YOU NEED TO COME CORRECT OR DON’T COME AT ALL.

(via dillicious)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:49:01 -0500

(via dillicious)

yosamanthrax: Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:43:28 -0500

yosamanthrax:

Some guy already ruined my new shoe fun by smartly expressing, “Dang you’re tall.”

Ugh/Grr.

Dude. Whatever. I always respond with, “yes, I am tall. Thanks!” as if they meant to compliment me. BEING TALL IS NOT A BAD THING. Embrace it, Sammy. Also? Embrace being extra tall in 4” heels. I LOVE IT.

(via dillicious) and of course, Dill.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:39:01 -0500

(via dillicious)

and of course, Dill.

talix18: Bo does not hide his disgust with my...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:33:59 -0500

talix18:

Bo does not hide his disgust with my laziness.

talix, I think the obvious answer is, we need to see more Bo.

matthewgallaway: Dante: The wall is suddenly more interesting...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:06:23 -0500

matthewgallaway:

Dante: The wall is suddenly more interesting than this show.
Zephyr: Who’s that kid with the scrape on his forehead and why should I care about him?
Elektra: Zzzzzzzz.

Three Cats Review Mad Men

The trifecta.

eyepollution: Maude on the Christmas blanket I just got out....

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:04:28 -0500

eyepollution:

Maude on the Christmas blanket I just got out. She’s already into the season.

Look at her. LOOK AT HER.

(via eleanorcrigby) Ms. Eleanor C. Rigby, Esq.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:02:36 -0500

(via eleanorcrigby)

Ms. Eleanor C. Rigby, Esq.

mopedlady: Gato y Pepe mid afternoon nap See?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:56:45 -0500

mopedlady:

Gato y Pepe mid afternoon nap

See?

mopedlady: this makes me smile Look, I am just going to say...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:53:32 -0500

mopedlady:

this makes me smile

Look, I am just going to say it, okay? Don’t tell Dill, but I am obsessed with mopedlady’s Gato and Pepe, eyepollution’s Maude, and MatthewGallaway’s Dante, Zephyr, and Elektra.

Okay fine. Ms. Eleanor Crookshanks Rigby, Esq. is a bad-ass bitch too.

It's monday.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:37:33 -0500

tumblr is acting like a baby. I am still itchy.

matthewgallaway: ‘Damn. Wish it was Friday night instead of...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:23:54 -0500

matthewgallaway:

‘Damn. Wish it was Friday night instead of Sunday night.’

—Zephyr

matthewgallaway: Elektra: I am the George Washington Bridge The...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:01:15 -0500

matthewgallaway:

Elektra: I am the George Washington Bridge

The George Washington Bridge: I am Elektra

m.gallaway, you should really see about selling prints of your cats.

I love this.

Welp. Here I am.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:52:52 -0500